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P. Monster

"There's a woman in the United States who predicted the plane we were traveling on would crash. Now, a lot of people would like to think we were scared into saying a prayer. What we actually did--we drank."

-Ringo Starr, 1966

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my-halloween-romance:

So my mom got a new tattoo today

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Well-read people are less likely to be evil.
Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope (via wordsnquotes)

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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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tybalt-tisk:

Sometimes I’m Ron, sometimes I’m Andy. There is no inbetween. 

tybalt-tisk:

Sometimes I’m Ron, sometimes I’m Andy. There is no inbetween. 

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I know how you feel Phil

I know how you feel Phil

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